In this 1-hour season opener, it is a war regarding scuttlebutt: does one trust Gen. Irving R. Binky Hamilton, I Corp., or should one rely on Sparky, the operator and gen ...

Margaret calls Col. Potter, giggling, from the Zen Bar and Grill in Tokyo. General Trevanian Throwrug Tumwater is hosting a mysterious celebration. Margaret tells Col. Po ...

Frank's brief stint of camaraderie is over; he is back to being a weasel. He listens to an early a.m. broadcast of a Giants-Dodgers game. A few minutes later, the nurses ...

Master Sergeant Woody Woodruff is in charge of mimeograph at I Corp; he also owes BJ and Hawkeye combined poker debts totalling more than $100.00. He suggests repaying hi ...

In a pivotal episode, the 4077 is suffering shortages in water and supplies; everyone is hot, cranky and on edge. Margaret is particularly hostile; she and four of her nu ...

Margaret is on late duty; she is relieved by Nurse Able in the wee hours. Klinger is at the end of guard duty as Margaret walks to her tent. Margaret is approached by a y ...

One of the favorite semi-regulars, healer, Dr. Sidney Freedman, (Allan Arbus) shows up to play poker and ends up staying two weeks at the 4077. Sidney is feeling blue. He ...

Father Mulcahy feels like he wants to do more at the 4077; he continually tells Col. Potter he would like to feel more useful. A chopper brings two wounded soldiers: one ...

A North Korean surgeon, Dr. Paik, (Soon-Teck Oh) who interned at Cook County in Chicago, is injured and brought to 4077. Paik is very worried one of his men will need his ...

Radar has a 4-day pass and Klinger is the temporary company clerk. Frank is very particularly cranky; he infuriates Potter when he calls Potter old. Korean Army Hospital ...

Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo to have a second honeymoon with his wife. Unfortunately, while he is gone his horse Sophie becomes sick with colic. Radar then asks Hawkeye a ...

Col. Potter does not like Mr. Yee peddling goods from his pushcart on the 4077 base but he gives him an hour to close business and move. Potter asks his superstitious Com ...

Hawkeye is becoming obsessed with the youth of the patients he is seeing in O.R.; he calls them babies. Hawkeye starts sleepwalking. On his first jaunt, he meets Klinger ...

Radar takes a correspondence course from Las Vegas Writers' School which Potter thinks is the original shell game, but Radar says he really wants to improve himself. Col. ...

The Swamp Rats are bored right out of their skulls; Frank is over the moon to get a gift: a hand-held box game. Get 14 tiny ball bearings into 14 tiny slots located on th ...

The 8063 visits the 4077 for the M*A*S*H ping-pong finals; Cho, of the 4077, wins 21-18, to the delight of all but Frank, who bet on the 8063. Lt. Col. Harold Becket is s ...

As heroes battle and are wounded in the field, 8063 soldiers fight 4077 soldiers like Zale and Kornhaus at Rosie's Bar; Klinger hides under a table so his dress will not ...

What will be the latest casualty of war: the ego of Hawkeye Pierce, the engagement of Margaret Houlihan or the fidelity of BJ Hunnicutt? Lt. Carrie Donovan is having mari ...

An incredibly average doctor in Crabapple Cove is getting all the press; the only other doctor, Hawkeye, is not there to give him any competition. Hawkeye has a very bad ...

Colonel Bidwell (Leonard Stone) of I Corp operations is doctor shopping; he wants the cream of the 4077 crop to be personal physician to three-star General Theodore A. Ko ...

There has never been such bickering at the 4077...even Hawkeye and BJ snipe at one another! Father Mulcahy obtains Colonel Potter's favorite 1946 John Ford classic wester ...

Collecting junk is America's favorite past-time; the 8 year old S. Korean boy upon which Hawkeye operates is full of brass because chopper pilot, WO Willie Stratton (and ...

The 4077 needs blood, lots of it and then some. All personnel (but Ferret Face) have contributed twice. Naturally, the hospital is slammed; Sgt. Jerris Moody is a black m ...

A little wave of jealousy ripples through O.R.: Ferret Face heckles Margaret about her absent fiance and their no wedding date engagement. Margaret calls Donald and tells ...