Dateline: Korea, 1950 and the 4077 Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M*A*S*H) and their personnel are located 3 miles from the front and the fighting. In The Swamp, the tent ...

Black marketeers are stealing everything not nailed to the ground, including medical supplies. As Henry proudly polishes his 100+ year old antique oak desk, the entire 40 ...

Hot Lips sends away her newest recruit, Nurse Cutler, to another unit on the claim that she distracts the doctors. Outraged at losing such an available and able nurse jus ...

The Swamp Rats make fun of Frank as he types a form newsletter to his patients in Indiana called What's Up Front, Doc? Hawkeye invents the perfect martini: drink 6 jigger ...

Cultures clash as the Swamp Rat Trio (Hawkeye, Spearchucker and Trapper) encounter bigoted Sgt. Baker who owns what the Army calls a moose or a young girl named Young Hi, ...

Brig. General Clayton sends Lt. Bricker with Special Services to make a special film documentary at the M*A*S*H 4077: Yankee Doodle Doctor. Henry, Hotlips and Frank are a ...

After hours of surgery with no break, Hawkeye and Trapper yearn for some RandR and come up with an ingenious plan to get some by Hawkeye feigning mental illness. Unfortun ...

Henry is in an incredibly crotchety mood; neither Trapper nor Hawkeye can kid him out of it. When one of the chopper pilots, Cowboy, is wounded for the umpteenth time, it ...

The original Swamp Rats (Spearchucker, Trapper and Hawkeye) are happy for their CO when Radar reads the telegram from Gen. Hammond. The 4077 has the best and highest effi ...

Men of medicine, like the Swamp Rats, are supposed to excel at curing rashes. But, when the rashes are not itchy, red bumps but result in ill-gotten booty (or ill-booten ...

Pai, a severely injured North Korean POW is taking up a valuable bed in Post-Op and Pai requires AB- blood, the rarest type of blood in both Caucasians and Asians. So, na ...

Just like in the pilot, Hawkeye directs a few words to his father in Maine; this time, in keeping with Christmas spirit, Hawkeye writes them down. Hawkeye describes his f ...

Edwina Eddie Ferguson, R.N. is equal parts nerves, calamity and klutz. Around a guy, Eddie is all thumbs; he would need a suit of armor to escape unscathed. A few weeks b ...

Radar receives a Dear John recording on 45 RPM from his fiancee, Linda Sue. He is so distraught, he cannot eat or sleep and makes hash of the 4077 requisitions and report ...

Throughout his childhood, Hawkeye had an imaginary friend, Tuttle, who knocked over garbage, broke windows and wet the bed. When Hawkeye resurrects Captain Tuttle to requ ...

Trapper and Hawkeye treat Colonel Buzz Brighton (Leslie Nielson), a seemingly OK guy, for a bullet wound in the leg. Buzz is what Hawkeye calls a ring banger, the gung-ho ...

Margaret's in the mood for love...just until Frank gets near her, dips her and blows out his back. Margaret and Frank nag at Henry, until Henry recommends Frank for the P ...

Hawkeye is bored and tired, the best time to pen another missive to his father. He describes Klinger's sheer white wedding gown, which does little to hide his white boxer ...

In the midst of a blizzard, Henry and Radar write to Quartermaster Corps, thanking them for the mosquito netting and summer underwear and asking for winter clothing; they ...

Everyone at 4077 is excited over the annual grudge fest of the gridiron (and possible payday): the Army-Navy Football Game. As a small crew gathers around the radio in He ...

A typical day at M*A*S*H 4077: A Poker marathon culminates in the O.R., where Hawkeye publicly mocks Frank's surgical ineptitude. When Frank asks Hawkeye a serious questi ...

The usual banter in the O.R. turns rancid when Frank makes Nurse Ginger Bayliss cry. Hawkeye and Trapper react just as expected: they comfort their friend and then they c ...

Brigadier General Clayton calls Henry to give him the straight poop, directly from CINCOMPAC: It is unofficial, but a cease-fire has been arranged! Everyone is over the m ...

The Miller Sisters, ensemble orchestra and emcee Jackie Flash, are among a group of USO entertainers visiting at the 4077. Doubtful for once, Francis Mulcahy has a crisis ...