Charlie is plagued by a terribly and 'intimate' itchy rash (privates is inappropriate for him, as Alan points out). Now Jake is finally allowed to junior high school, Ala ...

Alan walks into Evelyn's trap, so Charlie gets recruited as her male escort instead of spending the evening with his latest girlfriend Mitzi. However he enjoys learning h ...

Jake becomes an insufferable cellphone-junkie. Tired of meaningless floozies, Charlie decides after a particularly dumb one to double-date with Alan's friend. Charlie nea ...

Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination? ...

Going through the bills, Alan panics because Charlie hasn't had a jingle commission in months and admits that business is slow and may not change. Therefore Alan accepts ...

Alan refuses to let a 17 year-old mate drive Jake to a rock concert. Yet Evelyn takes their kid's side, which inspires him to sneak out the window. Charlie is angry his b ...

Alan's arrogant decision to place a cheap flashy bowl he bought on a prominent place is the last straw for Charlie, who reminds him of his place as the guest. Alan claims ...

Alan and Jake hardly take note of Charlie's success on TV as singing children idol 'Charlie Waffles', but a flow of fat checks awakes fraternal envy. Yet when manager Bob ...

At ma Evelyn's engagement party, her fiancé Teddy makes Charlie promise not to hit on his foxy daughter, wicked luxury car salesperson Courtney. However that vixen succe ...

Charlie's French latest conquest, Gabrielle, makes Alan hornily jealous. So he desperately calls Charity, who dumped him on his prom night, only to learn that it was for ...

Jake's overt shallowness is insufferable even for Charlie, and taking him along to a restaurant as diversion proves a painful mistake. Alan can only admit he and his late ...

Charlie feels as sick as a dog with a killer cold, but nobody comes to take care of him, until Rose returns, back from England. However she talks about eternal care, give ...

Charlie predicts correctly Alan's recently divorced ex, Cynthia Sullivan, a friend of Judith, will even go for Alan. Alas the born loser can't help stressing about her re ...

Alan is through with disastrous 'romantic' dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap/classy hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-da ...

Alan points out Charlie's serial dating, daily, is getting excessive, even by his standards. Even bloody noses from cuckolded-hubby fists and a sorely overexerted scrotum ...

Alan plays wedding planner for his mother, Evelyn and Teddy, who waves a prenuptial, while the Harper boys discover their mother is very rich too. Charlie finds himself c ...

While Evelyn still enjoys the wedding reception, Charlie finds her latest husband Teddy dead on bed, pants down and skull smashed. He and Alan have no choice but to infor ...

Hoping for an earthquake to undo his Shakespeare assignment, Jake left it till the last weekend, without Taming the Shrew. Alan drags him to the bookstore, not that a cop ...

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that he dated his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his ...