Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown. ...

Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property. ...

As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growi ...

Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies. ...

Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can ...

The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving. ...

Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer ...

Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortun ...

Hank gives Peggy a run for her money as Substitue of the Year when he teaches shop at Tom Landry, but gets into trouble when he brings tools to the class. ...

When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record. ...

Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories. ...

Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for Good Hank. ...

Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank and Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going ...

Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player. ...

Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her. ...

Hank is outraged when Peggy agrees to meet an inmate on Death Row who claims to be one of her former pupils. He's no happier when Peggy discovers the inmate is an imposto ...

Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor. ...

After Dale remorselessly damages Hank's mower, for what ever reason filling the gas tank with a substance he refers to as aqua-hol, Dale further infuriates his neighbor b ...

Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen. ...

While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum. ...

Hanks accompanies his mother and some of her friends on a trip to a museum on an island during Spring Break, the only problem is MTV and the college students are there, t ...

While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin. ...

Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him. ...

Both Luanne and Bobby are enticed by the charm of self-proclaimed genius Rad Thibodeaux, much to the dismay of Hank. After an incident at Boomhauer's house, where Bobby w ...

Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job. ...

Hank and the guys get the idea of having their former high school football, Coach Sauers, coach take over Bobby's recreational football team. It appears the years have ta ...

Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class. ...

Hank and the boys become volunteer firemen, but when the firehouse burns down, they all have a different version of how the event took place. ...

During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore. ...

Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative. ...

On Black Friday, the day following Thanksgiving, the Hill's head to the mall. Peggy is planning to spend her day shopping for what is in her opinion is the busiest shoppi ...

Peggy competes in a pageant exclusively for mothers in an attempt to win a truck of her own. ...