While Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So the ...

While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met. ...

Elka meets Roy's mother who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie get's it on with a guy who is reminiscent of ...

The neighborhood woman, distressed by the attention the LA ladies are receiving from their husbands, persuade the girls to give them makeovers. Elka hooks up with a young ...

When the drycleaners lose Melanie's favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunite ...

Joy wants a divorce but Victoria mollifies her with a cruise and a handbag. Elka and Melanie are game for anywhere warm. But it's a gay cruise that puts the Love Boat and ...

With a choice of three husbands the girls can't understand why Elka wants to keep the dead one. Victoria thinks coming out of the closet will help her career but it strai ...

The girls get totally smashed before Elka's wedding and spend the next day discovering the embarrassing things they did. ...

Elka and her fiancé Fred meet with Reverend Boyce to plan their simple wedding ceremony. But the ladies encourage Elka to go bigger and Elka quickly morphs into a bouq ...

The girls send out a booty call with varying degrees of success. Victoria goes to questionable lengths to promote her cosmetics line. ...

A clip show featuring the cast's weirdest moments on screen and the weirder moments off. ...

Melanie learns she has charms she wasn't aware of and tries to get comfortable with them. Victoria uses Joy to get revenge for her co-anchor's practical jokes. ...

Victoria's daughter is coming for a visit. But prior to her arrival Victoria learns her daughter is writing a book wherein she depicts Victoria as an improper mother. Joy ...

The four girls go to a gay bar for a reason that seemed to make sense at the time. There, Victoria impersonates a drag queen impersonating herself and Elka learns a terri ...

Joy goes to a fertility clinic planning to have a child but her preferred donor is a little too close to home and has his eye on Melanie. Victoria gets a part as an old l ...

The girls try forming a band for a battle of the bands contest. ...

The girls find their friends dates for their fake birthday. The dates turn out to be fakes as well but maybe a trade or two and a free agent will help. ...

Victoria's been writing to a convict but uses Joy's name and sent him a photo of her. When he gets he says he's coming for her so they're freaked out. Later when they hea ...

With Elka on the lam and in the hay, the girls manage to set aside their own peculiar issues to track her down in Amish country. Curiously, they all take to the Amish lif ...

Elka's lawyer, disfigured in a sporting accident, loses favor with the judge, so Elka tries a little jury pandering. Victoria hits it off with the governor's ambitious wi ...

Elke's beau can't even handle a mild Cleveland winter. Victoria's latest potential mate has a couple kids that are tougher than Susan Lucci. The girls try some volunteer ...

Joy finds a homeless man willing to marry her. Melanie takes a liking to a Cavaliers player and gets a crash course on the game from Elka. Victoria find a newscasting job ...

Joy meets a guy at her therapists office, then steals his file to find out more about him. Victoria decides to help her career with a sex tape, and Elka brings a dog home ...

Susan Lucci continues to torment Victoria. Joy learns she's been duped and plots revenge. Elke drags Melanie from one bad scene to another in her quest for Robert Redford ...

Visiting Los Angeles Susan Lucci sticks it to Victoria again. Elka's on the hunt for celebrities. Melanie tries to sell her house but can't bear to part with it. And, of ...

Joy, feeling bad about how her life is going, goes to a psychic who gives her a pair of spanx which she says will bring her luck. A week later she wants to burn them beca ...

Elka hires a lawyer to help her with her criminal case but the girls attraction to his striking good looks prove troublesome. ...

Rick sees posing as Joy's husband for her immigration fraud as an opportunity to appeal to other women but joy becomes concerned when his first target is her immigration ...

Unfortunately there was a harmonica amongst Elke's husband's booty which is her only friend in jail until Elke discovers her cell mate is a member of the Family and Joy d ...

Threats of a tornado cause the ladies to seek shelter in Elka's secret room in the cellar, but they're nearly blown away by what they find. ...

Melanie comes to regret her nosy nature when her son pays a visit; Elka helps Victoria campaign for sympathy votes after she's nominated for a Daytime Emmy. ...

Victoria lends her acting expertise to a high school's production of Romeo and Juliet; Joy gets upset when Melanie is busy with a new romance. ...