Sketches include Sleepy Boy 2000, Gas Station, Mad Magazine Theater, West Heaven, The A-Team, Holiday Inn, My Date with Dion, The Laughing Buddha, The Khaddaffi Look. Mus ...

The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his ninth appearance), and the musical guest is Tom Petty. The skits for this episode are as follows: The cast members start grumb ...

Bobby becomes a steak critic. ...

Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer. ...

John Redcorn helps LuAnn produce a series of Manger Babies DVDs, but she learns the hard way that success in the children's entertainment industry is fleeting. ...

Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty dudevorce ...

As the Fourth of July nears, Bobby becomes an overzealous born again Christian after attending Lucky's evangelical church, and destroys Hank's giant Uncle Sam decoration, ...

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky invites his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Myrna has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne, and i ...

Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is b ...

Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made McMansion in its place. ...

Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame. ...

When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play. ...

Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby ...

Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats. ...

Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a dog spiritualist or risk losing her to Animal Control. ...

Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can. ...

Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it. ...

Bobby's parents have planned a night out, but the babysitter plans fall through. Cotton volunteers to watch Bobby. A nervous Peggy leaves Cotton with instructions to watc ...

In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale in hopes of getting a big cash settlement, like what he's received in ...

Luanne goes to prom with a fifteen-year-old boy because she missed her own prom, and she wants to make Lucky pay attention to her. ...

Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teachi ...

After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free ti ...

Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from American Chopper to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot. ...

When Luanne runs up a large credit-card debt, Peggy vows to help her pay it off... but ends up buying a roller-derby team in the process. ...

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