Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. ...

Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. ...

Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy. ...

Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood. ...

The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him. ...

Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits. ...

After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after ...

Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama. ...

Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets up ...

During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him. ...

When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. ...

Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. ...

Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property. ...

As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growi ...

The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving. ...

Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortun ...

Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories. ...

Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for Good Hank. ...

Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank and Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going ...

Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player. ...

Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her. ...

Hank is outraged when Peggy agrees to meet an inmate on Death Row who claims to be one of her former pupils. He's no happier when Peggy discovers the inmate is an imposto ...

Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor. ...

Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen. ...

While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum. ...

Hanks accompanies his mother and some of her friends on a trip to a museum on an island during Spring Break, the only problem is MTV and the college students are there, t ...

Both Luanne and Bobby are enticed by the charm of self-proclaimed genius Rad Thibodeaux, much to the dismay of Hank. After an incident at Boomhauer's house, where Bobby w ...

Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job. ...

Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class. ...

During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore. ...

Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative. ...

On Black Friday, the day following Thanksgiving, the Hill's head to the mall. Peggy is planning to spend her day shopping for what is in her opinion is the busiest shoppi ...