Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority. ...

Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon. ...

A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy. ...

Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel. ...

Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spiking his coffee with testosterone, turning Hank from low-energy everyman to muscled go-getter. ...

A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood. ...

Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends ...

Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover. ...

When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to ...

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollyc ...

Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run. ...

Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns. ...

In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger. ...

Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest. ...

Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale. ...

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen. ...

A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion. ...

After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own. ...

Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town of Arlen, Texas, is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but finds some serenity in his home life with ...

Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son. ...

Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join. ...

When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base. ...

Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease. ...

Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy. ...

Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie. ...

Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity. ...

After getting attacked at a slumber party by Chane Wassonasong, Hank lets Bobby sign up for a boxing class at the YMCA, but Bobby ends up taking a women's self-defense co ...

Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. ...

After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly pimping her all aroun ...

When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns. ...

Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City. ...

Hank's classic pick-up truck has just about seen its days, but Hank is very emotionally attached to his automobile and, that night when going to see an effeminate movie, ...