Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns. ...

In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger. ...

Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses. ...

Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest. ...

Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale. ...

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen. ...

A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion. ...

After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own. ...

Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town of Arlen, Texas, is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but finds some serenity in his home life with ...

Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son. ...

Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him. ...

Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy. ...

Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit. ...

While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwashing cult, while Hank can't bring himself to kill an emu. ...

Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in th ...

Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join. ...

When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father. ...

When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base. ...

Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school. ...

Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease. ...

Peggy is dubbed a genius after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes. ...

Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy. ...

Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair. ...

The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind ...

After spending some depressing time with Bill on Valentine's Day, Bobby starts to fear he'll end up alone. He turns his desperation towards Connie until Hank steps in and ...

Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie. ...

Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity. ...

Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping. ...

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem. ...

After getting attacked at a slumber party by Chane Wassonasong, Hank lets Bobby sign up for a boxing class at the YMCA, but Bobby ends up taking a women's self-defense co ...

Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail. ...

Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. ...