As the year 1950 comes to a close, the 4077th staff and surgeons hope 1951 is a damn sight better and hopefully they'll be going home. The year 1951 is not uneventful: Kl ...

It's Christmas time again. The surgeons and staff are throwing a Christmas party in the mess tent, and the children from the local orphanage are coming to join in the fun ...

Margaret's cold-hearted father visits while the gang tries to hide a stolen side of beef that was given to them by an appreciative patient. ...

To fight an ongoing infection in the O.R., the staff decides to remove the old wood floor and make a concrete one. The surgeons do the menial labor while Klinger acts as ...

The staff of the 4077th answer letters from school children from Hawkeye's home town of Crabapple Cove. ...

En route to RandR, Hawkeye is flagged down by a North Korean soldier who holds him at gun point, forcing him to treat his wounded comrade. Back in camp, the officers chan ...

Spit and polish Colonel Tucker visits the camp at the worst time during April Fool's Day. Klinger, egged on by Sergeant Rizzo, uses reverse psychology to try to get out o ...

Pierce is upset by the fact that civilian doctors are making a lot of money off the war, and decides to bill the army for all his work. Meanwhile, Winchester is reluctant ...

B.J. feels torn when he and visiting war correspondent Aggie O'Shea fall for each other. ...

During a hectic non-stop rush of wounded that is overcrowding the camp, the staff's brief naps have disturbing dreams in which the war is an never-ending intrusion. ...

A highly decorated WWII veteran, Sgt. Michael Yee (Clyde Kusatsu) comes under Hawkeye's scalpel one night in the 4077 OR. Margaret read an article about Yee, an American ...

Everyone at the 4077 is so cranky, cold and bored, BJ decides the only way to uplift spirits is to borrow Hawkeye's birthday. Hawkeye is not amused. Captain Anthony Borel ...

The officers, enlisted and crew bellyache once too often about the conditions at the 4077. Potter condemns Hawkeye and BJ to act as 'Morale Officers' after a childish tre ...

Klinger summons Colonel Potter to a 3:00 a.m. mystery phone call and the Colonel rushes to Tokyo General. The CO leaves Hawkeye in charge. Betty Halpern, widow and Red Cr ...

The 4077 is awash in mumps. One early morning, Colonel Potter feels lumpy and sweaty; Father Mulcahy feels responsible for exposing 4077 staff to Sister Theresa's Orphana ...

It is either one quarter or 20 past catatonic as the officers file into the 4077 O Club. Hawkeye's bar tab is so high, it inspires a whole week of cold turkey sobriety. A ...

Some people inspire love; some people inspire gas. When a little bundle of Amerasian baby girl is left on The Swamp doorstep, the 4077 crew scrambles in delight to provid ...

There is still a lull in the conflict... until Col. Potter announces good news. Corporal Howser, former 4077 patient, is recovering nicely at Walter Reed after the intric ...

There is nothing like a good one-two prayer from The Book of Threats. With a lull in the war, Colonel Potter calls in favors to insure Lt. Father Mulcahy's promotion. But ...

All the 4077 love to write home; this time, Klinger writes to Uncle Abdul. In OR, Potter mentions the difference between the World Wars and the Korean police action. Ther ...

Walter Dishell, M.D. (the medical advisor for M*A*S*H) co-wrote this episode with Alan Alda. An impromptu poker game at the chopper pad is interrupted by George, a patien ...

Mike Farrell wrote this quirky post-Thanksgiving Day tale about salmonella and the turkey trots. Sam and Ella? Who are they? Rizzo asks. All that crazy Cajun wants for Ch ...

The 4077 is a mess. Major Disaster (Chuckles) returns from a drunken RandR hung over and looking like a disheveled Swamp Rat. (Gary Burghoff is still getting also starrin ...

Oksun Li is a teenaged girl who works in the 4077 doing laundry. Klinger sees her wearing flashy clothes, flirting with a GI in Rosie's; Klinger gets upset and offers to ...

It is dry and smelly and the food is all being served creamed...even the wienies. The North Koreans are blockading water trucks. Chuckles is suspiciously clean. Father Mu ...

Klinger is performing his new duties with all the efficiency of a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest, or so says Colonel Potter. Margaret calls Klinger Company Cluc ...

Radar is torn by both his personal news and the news he is going home. Everyone marvels over the Colonel's Wangensteen gizmo. As Klinger struggles, Radar sees how much th ...

Klinger is manic, but since he is neither fluorescent nor luminous, no one cares. The problem is the generator at 4077 exploded, the camp is at standstill and the auxilia ...

Klinger, you may be a boob, but you are no mongoose. Such is the gratitude Max can expect to receive for good deeds from the Stiff Upper Nose. Max scours, wheels, deals a ...

A congressional aide named Theodore Williamson, who works for a congressman named Lurie, arrives at the 4077 on what he claims is a fact finding mission. While there, he ...

Hawkeye is delighted not to be removing shrapnel or metal from Pvt. Paul Conway (Ed Begley, Jr.) who fell into a foxhole on top of one of his buddies. He is a klutz, alwa ...

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean War. With little help from the circumstances, in which they find themselves, they are forced ...