Supply sent 5000 diapers and 5000 pairs of rubber pants to 4077 in the middle of winter. It is no surprise when the new pair of boots Hawkeye ordered 3 months ago have no ...

The mid-life crisis hits 44 year old Henry Blake right in the gut; Henry returns from Tokyo invigorated. Henry is in love: the big LUV. Nancy Sue Parker is a civilian typ ...

Trapper and Hawkeye remove a veritable junkyard from paratrooper, Gary Mitchell, and incur the undying gratitude of Gen. Mitchell, his father. Gen. Mitchell sends the pai ...

It is mail call at the 4077. Henry gets a film from The Tabasco Film Company of Havana, Cuba and Frank gets the latest on his stock portfolio. And Margaret is in the wors ...

At 1800 hours, Major Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus) and Captain Sam Pak (Pat Morita) meet for the usual conference at The Swamp. Frank is on duty in OR and Radar asked to ...

Hawkeye and Trapper desperately try to acquire an incubator for the camp. Captain Sloan, the Quartermaster, turns them down. A colonel with three incubators won't let the ...

Kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary is Henry's advice when a bad strain of flu virus strikes the 4077. Trapper is down early and has a pretty n ...

Trapper has a cold and is doing laundry; Hawkeye prepares for a picnic with a new nurse, Suzanne Marquette, (Teri Garr) as Frank plays with his pearl-handled pistol. As t ...

The crew at 4077 is so bored, Frank and Trapper play cards together, as Hawkeye writes his dad. A patient, Condon, who is also an ignorant bigot, wants the right color of ...

Henry is in trouble; Frank and Hotlips have made serious charges against him: Radar sold shoes for the Style Rite Shoe company; Klinger tried to para-escape the Army on a ...

Father Mulcahy always feels out of place at the Mess Tent movies when the lights come up...but for once, Hawkeye's date, Lt. Regina Hoffman, is not playing footsie. Regin ...

Hawkeye operates on a wounded five year old boy. As Henry passes out in the Mess Tent, the guys tease Radar about his huge appetite. Radar tries to find the little boy's ...

Hawkeye has been placed on operational stand-down orders; he has been operating for 20 straight hours. Hawkeye cannot sleep. Frank has been to sleep 3 times while Hawkeye ...

Trapper and Hawkeye discover an inordinately large number of South Korean casualties from the village of Tae-Dong at the 4077. Together with Margaret and Frank, they were ...

Every week, one of Radar's duties is to prepare the 4077 Weekly Report. This week, Radar highlights the Chinese POW who went berserk in the O.R. and held everyone at scal ...

Every day for the past six weeks, at 5:00 o'clock p.m. on the nose, a North Korean washout from Kamikaze school has let loose a bomb in the general direction of the hospi ...

Brigadier General Clayton is worried about his favorite M*A*S*H, the 4077. They treat so many casualties, so close to the front; he fears the 4077 is operating under more ...

The Miller Sisters, ensemble orchestra and emcee Jackie Flash, are among a group of USO entertainers visiting at the 4077. Doubtful for once, Francis Mulcahy has a crisis ...

Brigadier General Clayton calls Henry to give him the straight poop, directly from CINCOMPAC: It is unofficial, but a cease-fire has been arranged! Everyone is over the m ...

The usual banter in the O.R. turns rancid when Frank makes Nurse Ginger Bayliss cry. Hawkeye and Trapper react just as expected: they comfort their friend and then they c ...

A typical day at M*A*S*H 4077: A Poker marathon culminates in the O.R., where Hawkeye publicly mocks Frank's surgical ineptitude. When Frank asks Hawkeye a serious questi ...

Everyone at 4077 is excited over the annual grudge fest of the gridiron (and possible payday): the Army-Navy Football Game. As a small crew gathers around the radio in He ...

In the midst of a blizzard, Henry and Radar write to Quartermaster Corps, thanking them for the mosquito netting and summer underwear and asking for winter clothing; they ...

Hawkeye is bored and tired, the best time to pen another missive to his father. He describes Klinger's sheer white wedding gown, which does little to hide his white boxer ...

Margaret's in the mood for love...just until Frank gets near her, dips her and blows out his back. Margaret and Frank nag at Henry, until Henry recommends Frank for the P ...

Trapper and Hawkeye treat Colonel Buzz Brighton (Leslie Nielson), a seemingly OK guy, for a bullet wound in the leg. Buzz is what Hawkeye calls a ring banger, the gung-ho ...

Throughout his childhood, Hawkeye had an imaginary friend, Tuttle, who knocked over garbage, broke windows and wet the bed. When Hawkeye resurrects Captain Tuttle to requ ...

Radar receives a Dear John recording on 45 RPM from his fiancee, Linda Sue. He is so distraught, he cannot eat or sleep and makes hash of the 4077 requisitions and report ...

Edwina Eddie Ferguson, R.N. is equal parts nerves, calamity and klutz. Around a guy, Eddie is all thumbs; he would need a suit of armor to escape unscathed. A few weeks b ...

Just like in the pilot, Hawkeye directs a few words to his father in Maine; this time, in keeping with Christmas spirit, Hawkeye writes them down. Hawkeye describes his f ...

Pai, a severely injured North Korean POW is taking up a valuable bed in Post-Op and Pai requires AB- blood, the rarest type of blood in both Caucasians and Asians. So, na ...

Men of medicine, like the Swamp Rats, are supposed to excel at curing rashes. But, when the rashes are not itchy, red bumps but result in ill-gotten booty (or ill-booten ...