It's Christmas time, and Ray has the idea of giving engraved toasters to everyone. Being the pessimist he is, Ray is worried that everyone will think it's a dumb idea. Bu ...

After Robert had been living in his new apartment for a little while, Marie starts asking questions about it because she hasn't been over there yet. So, Ray pays him a vi ...

After attending the Senior Health Fair, Marie realizes that she and Frank need to eat healthier if they want to live longer. So she begins to alter some of the things she ...

Robert is settling in to his new apartment. But when his girlfriend Amy comes over to check out the new place, she starts rearranging furniture and hinting at marriage. A ...

Ray's friend and co-worker Andy writes his own article hoping to become a sports writer. But when Ray reads it, he doesn't like it. When he gives Andy some constructive c ...

Robert moves out of Marie and Frank's house to get some privacy with Amy. When Ray visits Rob's new home, he notices Robert's landlord's, Rita and Harry, behavior is simi ...

When Ray tries to have sex with Debra, they must stop because they realize they're out of all their condoms and birth-control pills. Debra tells Ray it would be a lot eas ...

Debra's mother comes for a visit. But she isn't very helpful. ...

Ray and Debra help auction off items at Ally's school. While making jokes about the jewelry box Debra made, Ray says something that totally humiliates Debra in front of e ...

When Debra has a bad experience at the grocery store with the kids, she decides it's time to hire a babysitter. So she manages to get Lisa. After a while, Ally, Michael a ...

Robert tries to give Frank a ticket because he hit his patrol car. Then the family finds out that Frank's drivers license has expired, and Ray experiences, first hand, ho ...

Ray and Debra are having their house fumigated for termites. They plan to stay at a hotel, but Marie insists they stay at her house across the street. Right off the bat, ...

The episode is a flashback to Ray and Debra's wedding day. Ray still has doubts that Debra actually wants to marry him. Even after talking to Father Hubley, his parents, ...

The episode is a flashback to when Ray asked Debra to marry him. Ray was just promoted to sports columnist for Newsday, so he decides to propose to her in his very first ...

Frank decides to have a garage sale. Among the things that Debra puts out for the sale is the kids old baby stuff. Ray is hesitant to sell the baby items because he's not ...

While Debra is measuring the kids', and Ray's, height, Ray finds out he's no longer six feet tall. He has shrunk a quarter of an inch. Quickly falling into a mid-life cri ...

Robert has decided to teach traffic school for the NYPD for a little extra money. But when he gets his first evaluations, the feedback is not pleasant. So he decides to p ...

It's Ray and Debra's turn to bring snacks for Ally's T-Ball team this week, a team that is sponsored by Nemo's Pizza. But when they put out the pretzels and the Hawaiian ...

Ray wonders why Marie is suddenly good friends with Robert's girlfriend Amy. Then Frank lets the cat out of the bag and tells him that Marie likes Amy more than Debra. Ra ...

Ally has been sleeping in Ray and Debra's bed a lot recently, and Ray is tired of it because he can't get a good night's sleep. The whole family has their own opinions on ...

While watching the show Cops, Robert gets annoyed that Ray is rooting for the criminal to get away. Realizing that Ray doesn't have any idea what Robert goes through as a ...

When Debra realizes that Ray doesn't appreciate her taking care of all the finances, she hands the job over to him. Weeks later, while at Nemo's Pizza, Andy tells Ray eve ...

For dinner, Debra cooks Ray her lemon chicken. But then Marie comes over with her famous spaghetti and meatballs. Ray chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs. Debra ...

For school, Ally has to do a report on her oldest living relative. Frank mentions that there's still some of his family left in Italy. So, using his resources, Ray tracks ...

Ray and Debra get an invitation in the mail to their friend's baby shower, and Ray tries everything to get out of it. He later finds out that Frank and Robert are involve ...

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. After having planned a t ...

When Marie crashes and ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that she's had just about enough of her mother-in-law's constant interference. She takes pen to paper and ...

It's Ray's 20th high school reunion. He's reluctant to go at first, but Debra soon convinces him. While at the reunion, Ray sees a couple of his old friends, Scott and Wa ...

It's Frank's 65th birthday. For the last number of years, the family didn't give presents on their birthday, but because it was his 65th, Robert and Marie got him somethi ...

Debra finishes reading a bedtime story to the kids, then complains to Ray that she's tired of reading the same old stories. So she gets the idea to write one of her own. ...

The episode opens with Debra getting a phone call from Ray saying he'll be late for dinner because he's still at work. Marie explains that it's more fun for Ray to hang o ...

It's Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, and Ray, Robert and Debra decide to throw them a surprise party. Ray and Debra take them to brunch that morning and then ...