Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening pro ...

Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arl ...

When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to ...

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollyc ...

Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run. ...

After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses ...

Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams.. ...

Luanne becomes a boxer. ...

Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby ...

Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her. ...

Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns. ...

In this episode, Hank is sentenced to an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger. ...

Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses. ...

Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest. ...

Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale. ...

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen. ...

A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion. ...

After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own. ...

Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town of Arlen, Texas, is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but finds some serenity in his home life with ...

Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son. ...

Boomhauer plans to ask his girlfriend to marry him. ...

Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy. ...

Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit. ...

While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwashing cult, while Hank can't bring himself to kill an emu. ...

Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in th ...

Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join. ...

When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father. ...

When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base. ...

Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school. ...

Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease. ...

Peggy is dubbed a genius after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes. ...

Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy. ...