Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female; and after reviewing the warren commission report, Dale turns pro-America. ...

Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome, much to Hank's horror. ...

Hank accompanies Cotton and Bill to Mexico to keep them from buying into a timeshare; and Peggy, Dale, and Bobby sneak into swimming pools during a heat wave. ...

During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers. ...

The Hills travel to Montana where Peggy attempts to make amends with her estranged rancher mother; Meanwhile, Hank clashes with the locals and Henry Winkler. ...

Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's ...

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly. ...

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart. ...

Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle. ...

Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where a ...

Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids ab ...

Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company. ...

Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority. ...

When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; and Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements ...

Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad, and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle. ...

Hank and his friends take Bobby on an eat only what you catch camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies. ...

Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon. ...

A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy. ...

Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dea ...

When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree. ...

Hank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his mother to move. Bobby tags along and, unfortunately, so do Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Meanwhile Pe ...

Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel. ...

A dashing mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the border to tutor his children, but Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affa ...

Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spiking his coffee with testosterone, turning Hank from low-energy everyman to muscled go-getter. ...

A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood. ...

Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends ...

Boomhauer's brother Patch comes into town driving a Saab 900NG cabriolet to marry Boomhauer's ex-girlfriend, Katherine. Patch is busy making arrangements for the wedding ...

Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of witches who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies. ...

Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover. ...

Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting ...

Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman. ...

Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp. ...