A blind stripper applies for college; Dick Birchum wants swimming lessons for his conjoined twins. Yanker voices: Lisa Kushell, Adam Carolla, Ian Black, Jim Florentine, J ...

Elmer calls about anal beads; Special Ed calls a record store looking for a certain song. ...

Aaron Paul (Central Intelligence (2016)); Michael Ian Black (The Jim Gaffigan Show (2015)). Also: Silversun Pickups perform. ...

Aaron Paul (Central Intelligence (2016)); Michael Ian Black (The Jim Gaffigan Show (2015)). Also: Silversun Pickups perform. ...

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Celery continues to lay the groundwork for Frederick's run to president in '08. At a rally at which Celery has dictated to Frederick what he is to do, Frederick does some ...

The Commodore has returned to Bellacourt Manor purportedly on his last legs, the manor where he wants to die. Dodo grants him his request. However, the Commodore, alive a ...

Lillian, inside Newport Sanatarium, runs into someone she knows there, the balance of power having shifted from what it was on the outside. But when Lillian discovers wha ...

Now that Beatrice has achieved some fame, Dodo comes up with the next idea which will make Beatrice become even more famous. That idea requires Beatrice to look as beauti ...

Beatrice is gaining some notoriety, but not the kind she wants: Edison's house was burglarized, the burglars who stole and have made for public viewing Beatrice's sex fil ...

A new piece of technology is causing problems for those at Bellacourt Manor. A carriage accident leads to the talk of death and dying and the afterlife. While Beatrice ne ...

Celery is hosting her annual masquerade ball. She has a very specific agenda for this party, namely to get Colonel Beauregard Trimbald, the toilet king of Tallahassee, to ...

Abandoned by Cornetta and Abortion Deb, Hortense reluctantly asks Lillian and Beatrice to assist her in a meteorological experiment which she hopes and suspects will garn ...

Evidence abounds in Bellacourt Manor, both upstairs and downstairs, that it is haunted by a ghost or ghosts. Despite Lillian and Frederick both certain they know who is g ...

Lillian and Beatrice take up Hortense's mantle to begin fighting for women's rights, thinking this will make them famous. Peepers bristles at Father Black Donahue's new r ...

With Garfield's help, Lillian has found her way to a bar to drown her sorrows. Beatrice is determined to find her sister and save her so that they can go to the heaven pa ...

At Lillian and Laverne's wedding, a Bellacourt and Fusselforth do get married, but... Lillian feels the only way to deal emotionally with the aftermath of the ceremony is ...

Lillian and Beatrice decide that they want to become famous for actually doing something. What they want to do is write and sing a hit song, and as such call in composer ...

Albert Einstein is at Bellacourt Manor to ask the Commodore for a favor, while the Commodore in turn has thoughts of his own regarding Einstein's visit. With their impass ...

What is assumed to be a contagion, most likely typhoid, has spread amongst the servants, quarantining their quarters and the kitchen downstairs in the process, leaving Pe ...

The Roosevelts are invited to Bellacourt Manor by the Commodore, who hopes to convince Teddy to tap Frederick as his vice-president, while Lillian sets out to woo Frankil ...

Hamish's trial for the murder of Scoops LaPue is approaching. Because of the secret connection he has to Hamish, the Commodore does whatever he can to ensure that Hamish ...

The Commodore invites a prince to Bellacourt Manor, sparking an intense romantic rivalry between Lillian and Beatrice. Peepers clashes with the prince's servant over prop ...

Lillian and Beatrice are able to get annulments from Victor and Albert respectively, the two ex-husbands who will nonetheless still reside at Bellacourt Manor. Lillian an ...

The Commodore receives advice from one of his lawyers on how to save his crumbling empire, the fall due to the many family scandals, from his affair with Celine and fathe ...

It's Frederick and Celery's wedding day. Feeling the urge for morphine again, Dodo wants to ensure she doesn't do anything improper to risk getting rid of Frederick after ...

Lillian's new friends invite her to a beach party, and Beatrice is brought to Thomas Edison for a forbidden experiment. Blanche receives a mysterious letter from the Tria ...

Believing that it is his duty as a senator, Frederick has managed to get himself pre-engaged to Celery Savoy, one of the most sought after single women in Newport. Based ...

After reading in the newspaper about the fame that certain people have achieved, Lillian decides the next step in becoming more famous is to be kidnapped. So she arranges ...

It's Lillian's birthday. Peepers has organized her birthday parties since before Lillian was born to the Bellacourt's exacting standards. This year, however, Peepers come ...

The Commodore returns to Bellacourt Manor with a handsome chef in tow who catches Hortense's eye, and Frederick undergoes psychological evaluation to see if he's fit for ...

After Peepers catches Chair in a service faux pas, he, realizing that he has not trained her well enough, puts her through a rigorous soul-busting training regimen. Meanw ...