Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian. ...

The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on t ...

Stan gets caught up in a fierce skiing competition while the boys vacation in Aspen. Meanwhile, their parents struggle in vain to escape a time-share presentation. Writte ...

The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a c ...

Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses. ...

The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research. ...

A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions. ...

Kyle deals with stereotypes when his neurotic cousin comes to visit from New York. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents a device more convenient than air travel. Written by Mi ...

Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son. ...

The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan. ...

The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie. ...

Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls. ...

Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God. ...

The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance and Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists. ...

Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money. ...

Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult. ...

Controversy arises when Big Gay Al becomes a counselor for the South Park Boy Scouts. Meanwhile, Timmy resents a new handicapped boy who steals attention away from him. W ...

Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word shit on the air. ...

When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christma ...

When Kyle's parents refuse to let him go to a concert with his friends, Cartman tells him that if he just calls the police and say his parents molested him, the police wi ...

Cartman gets sent off to a fitness camp to lose weight and comes back to South Park not only much thinner, but also much more mature and good-natured. His friends appreci ...

Presented by A British Person, this episode looks at the background of the character Pip, in the form of a South Park version of Great Expectations. Young Pip, having fir ...

Every year for Thanksgiving, the fourth grade puts on a production of The Miracle Worker. This year, however, they face stiff competition from the kindergarteners, who ar ...

Mr. Garrison, having been re-hired as a kindergarten teacher, starts off the year by holding an election for class president. The two contenders are Ike (Kyle's little br ...

The children begin their first day of fourth grade and are dismayed when their new teacher, Ms. Choksondik, is far stricter than Mr. Garrison was in the third grade. Hopi ...

In the second half of this two-part episode, Chris and Saddam Hussein are violently battling each other for Satan's affections, while Satan becomes increasingly confused ...

Father Maxi, the local Catholic priest, convinces the boys that anyone who doesn't confess their sins in church will be condemned to burn in hell. Concerned about Kyle an ...

Cartman decides to realize his dream of getting rich by starting up a boy band called Fingerbang. The band, consisting of the four boys and Wendy (dressed as a boy), sets ...

Chef and Jimbo are debating whether the flag of South Park, which depicts four white figures lynching a black figure, should be kept. Jimbo wants to keep the flag out of ...

After Kyle gets sick, his mother hears about spiritual remedies from Stan's mother, and so begins taking Kyle for one quack remedy after another (from the new spiritual t ...

Tired of the abuse he suffers at the hands of his friends, Cartman decides he needs to hang out with more mature people, and goes on-line searching for men who like young ...

After seeing a troupe of Romanian quintuplet acrobats perform at Cirque de Cheville, the boys decide to form a circus troupe of their own. That night, however, the five g ...