While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a ...

After being detained by the U.S. government for participating in a a Peruvian flute band the boys and Craig are sent to Peru to help solve the problem. However Giant Furr ...

With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the Pandemic. In the ...

Cartman accidentally provokes Wendy to beat him to a pulp by disrupting and mocking her report on breast cancer with incredibly sexist comments, and not even her boyfrien ...

Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Ind ...

The kids go to an educational field trip, which they don't like, even, but especially, Stan and Wendy, and also especially Cartman, who forces Butters to sneak out to Sup ...

A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and I ...

Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by che ...

Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet vi ...

South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an ad ...

Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by th ...

After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure. ...

The girls in the fourth grade have a list that votes every boy from cutest to ugliest. The boys decide to steal the list to find out who was last. However, instead of Cra ...

Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game Guitar Hero. A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their ...

Stan and Butters engage in battle as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces; Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls. ...

With the help of Stan and Kyle, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland; Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprec ...

Terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination; Kyle refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls. ...

Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it. ...

Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants, but faking the condition begins to wear on his mental filter. ...

One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers. ...

Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garris ...

In a parody of The daVinci Code, Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny. ...

While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park poli ...

A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed. ...

Cartman takes a photo with Butters' penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. ...

Stan's dad becomes a social outcast for saying the N-Word on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to his rescue. And Cartman has a run-in with ...

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hoc ...

Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii. ...

Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th grad ...

Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what co ...

Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his j ...

Mr. Mackey become furious when he discovers a turd in one of the urinals in the boys washroom and sets out to find the culprit; Cartman attempts to find out who really ca ...