After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating Funnybot an automated comedian who is ...

After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman e ...

Randy becomes addicted to the Food Network, and Sharon tries to compensate for his lack of attention by turning to the Shape Weight. ...

Cartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die. ...

Mysterion assumes control of South Park's superhero alliance after The Coon is kicked out. Meanwhile, The Coon plots his plan for revenge by conspiring with the enemy, an ...

A new superhero named Captain Hindsight emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes. ...

Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream. ...

South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help. ...

Cartman wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up but believes he's too rich and too smart and that in order to be a NASCAR racer and enjoy it, he has to be poor and s ...

The boys stage an intervention for Towelie after he falls off the wagon while working at Timmy and Jimmy's summer camp. At the camp, a jealous camper resorts to dirty tri ...

As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover ...

Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers ...

When attempting to delete his Facebook profile, Stan is sucked into a virtual Facebook world; Kyle befriends a friendless third-grader, with drastic consequences. ...

Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the resta ...

The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Bu ...

After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the epidemic of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addi ...

When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minor ...

Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger. ...

The boys try to get the meaning of the word fag changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders. ...

Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the Whale Wars reality show and does something about it. ...

The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport. ...

Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far. ...

When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity. ...

Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates. ...

Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police tr ...

Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came ...

The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after Terrance and Phillip is replaced by The Queef Sisters. ...

In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Mean ...

Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular. ...

The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls. ...

Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them. ...

The boys try to resist the High School Musical fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dre ...