After Cartman pulls a silly prank where he puts a red wig and red spots on a cow, saying it's a ginger cow, the middle east experiences peace but comes with a price for K ...

Ike is going through Canadian puberty and it puts a strain of his and Kyle's friendship. The school installs a computer system hooked up to a website called IntelliLink. ...

The goth kids become worried after one of their members, Henrietta, returns from a camp intended to cure her goth, is an emo. But there is more going on than meets the ey ...

Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity. ...

The children of South Park find out their parents are watching disturbingly violent television shows about sex, murder, and betrayal, otherwise nicknamed murder porn (rea ...

Cartman goes to infiltrate the NSA for his personal file, but doesn't like what he finds. ...

Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Di ...

The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now p ...

The boys are excited to go trick-or-treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South ...

Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going ...

After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle, the kids create a stir leading men in South Park thinking the UPS ma ...

Cartman finally realizes he is too fat and decides to do something about it, while James Cameron realizes the societal bar has been lowered too low, and goes on a deep se ...

Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, Randy invents the game Sarcastaball in ...

There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to pu ...

Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape ...

Butters shows up to school with a black eye and Stan stands up for the anti-bullying cause with a song and dance video featuring Butters as the star. Unable to tell his p ...

Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and folks of South Park are in danger for the upco ...

A new memetic trend emerges called Faith Hilling, a derivative of Bradying, which involves having a picture of oneself taken while pulling the front of one's shirt forwar ...

Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. ...

After a South Park citizen meets with an unfortunate accident, the TSA steps in to prevent it from happening again. Written by Comedy Central ...

After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches for who is the new poor kid in South Park and the results are shocking ...

Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, but Stan has misgivings when the special insists a ...

Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start gettin ...

Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know i ...

Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets students don't want to get out. After news ...

During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in Mexico where he becomes their new leader, ...

Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation. ...

Stan turns ten years old and suddenly things change and everything seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general, and his friends can't stand him anymo ...

A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the Japanese owner of City Sushi and the Chinese owner of City Wok. ...

Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteers and is shocked to find Cartman helping crack babi ...

Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy. The principal decides it's time to ...

During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abando ...