Charlie's French latest conquest, Gabrielle, makes Alan hornily jealous. So he desperately calls Charity, who dumped him on his prom night, only to learn that it was for ...

Alan refuses to let a 17 year-old mate drive Jake to a rock concert. Yet Evelyn takes their kid's side, which inspires him to sneak out the window. Charlie is angry his b ...

Going through the bills, Alan panics because Charlie hasn't had a jingle commission in months and admits that business is slow and may not change. Therefore Alan accepts ...

Charlie falls through his beach-house banister, so Alan uses a handyman coupon to engage Fernando(Enrique Iglesias) with a 20% discount for repairs. The handsome Latino i ...

When Alan befriends the charming, divorced, openly gay Greg, whose teenage daughter gets on great with Jake, Charlie gets both Harper brothers worried if Greg may be 'int ...

Alan's dream of freedom is about to come true now that his ex Judith is getting remarried to Dr. Herb Melnick. He worries that Charlie, who is having sex with Herb's sist ...

Alan is ecstatic to go hand Judith her very last alimony check now she's about to marry Herb, but the groom's sister, Mira, an economics teacher, is a match for the bitch ...

Charlie and Berta are too much amused to allow neurotic Alan, who tries desperately, to stop them from intervening when Alan 'answers' Jake's questions about sex and fact ...

Charlie happily prepares to spend Christmas Eve as any pleasant night, getting lustily laid, this time by easy girl Gloria. As a good sport he allows the commoner's tradi ...

A pregnant woman turning up at the beach-house causes panic with the Harper brothers 'til they learn it's Bertha's daughter Naomi. To Charlie's bewilderment Alan finds he ...

Alan has hit rock bottom: with two alimony drains beyond his modest means, he must practically beg Charlie for a meal, so it sounds like heaven when Jake's purely evil mo ...

Alan wants to keep at least Chester, the dog he alone cared for in his second divorce. But Judith 'gave' his new ex the lawyer who cleaned out Alan in his first divorce, ...

After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: ...

Jake's teacher tells his rioting parents his grades are hopeless, but at least he could get into some extracurricular activities, so they agree he'll audition to join the ...

Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing ...

The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and ha ...

Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. ...

As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what ...

Charlie has committed to Mia, and after two months they're finally ready for 'consummation' of their mature relationship in the sack. Just then Kandi turns up, and drifts ...

When neither Charlie nor their mother commends Allan for being named in the local rag as a 'good doctor', he gets drunk. Despite a humongous hangover Alan's resolution is ...

Charlie discovers he isn't presented to Alan's girlfriends because there is only his wicked ex Judith, with whom he pretends (when near Jake) to still be fighting with. E ...

When Charlie's satellite dish is stuck, he would just have called the guy on Monday, but Alan insists to fix it himself- and then falls, incurring a painful series of nec ...

Jake amuses the class, but embarrasses his teacher, with an oral report about his weekend. When mother Judith dropped him off, she sneered at the brothers they have a rol ...

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects. ...

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues. ...

Alan pays his ex Judith such generous alimony, which he can barely afford, that she can go on holiday to Hawaii for a week and dump their son Jake on him, barely announce ...

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground. ...

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge. ...

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house. ...

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam. ...

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on. ...

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister ...