At the detour Nate takes to Salvation, Florida, where it's Christmas year-round,the family discovers that he's been lying to them. ...

While stuck in traffic, Nate and Robin reminisce about when they met. ...

Robin agrees to marry the southern gentleman Dr. Rob and his Russian bride, but she realizes something is very wrong. ...

The kids recover from food poisoning at a bed and breakfast with southern hospitality and Russian vodka. ...

The Parkers begrudgingly stop to eat at a culturally insensitive roadside restaurant and dinner theater. ...

Nate gets pulled over for driving under the influence although he's completely sober. ...

The family van must be repaired overnight after being driven into a ditch, so the Parkers park themselves at nearby motel Swift Stay Suites. ...

Family skips plane ride and drives to vacation spot. Big mistake. ...