Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy. ...

Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood. ...

Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist. ...

The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him. ...

Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is r ...

Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets. ...

Nancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn. ...

Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits. ...

After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after ...

Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama. ...

Peggy starts selling health bars, but when her business is slow, she uses Bill to do all the work and takes most of the money. ...

Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets up ...

During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him. ...

When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. ...

Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. ...

Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown. ...

Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property. ...

As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growi ...

Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies. ...

Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can ...

The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving. ...

Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer ...

Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortun ...

Hank gives Peggy a run for her money as Substitue of the Year when he teaches shop at Tom Landry, but gets into trouble when he brings tools to the class. ...

When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record. ...

Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories. ...

Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for Good Hank. ...

Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank and Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going ...

Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player. ...

Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her. ...

Hank is outraged when Peggy agrees to meet an inmate on Death Row who claims to be one of her former pupils. He's no happier when Peggy discovers the inmate is an imposto ...

Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor. ...