Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join. ...

When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father. ...

When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base. ...

Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school. ...

Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease. ...

Peggy is dubbed a genius after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes. ...

Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy. ...

Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair. ...

The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind ...

After spending some depressing time with Bill on Valentine's Day, Bobby starts to fear he'll end up alone. He turns his desperation towards Connie until Hank steps in and ...

Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie. ...

Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity. ...

Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping. ...

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem. ...

After getting attacked at a slumber party by Chane Wassonasong, Hank lets Bobby sign up for a boxing class at the YMCA, but Bobby ends up taking a women's self-defense co ...

Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail. ...

Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. ...

When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife. ...

Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill pl ...

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it. ...

Luanne joins a church group to become a born-again virgin, where Peggy reveals a shocking fact about her past. ...

Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job. ...

After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly pimping her all aroun ...

After performing at a retirement home with his class, Bobby receives a ventriloquist's dummy from one of the residents there. Hank begrudgingly warms up to the idea, but ...

When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns. ...

Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City. ...

Hank's classic pick-up truck has just about seen its days, but Hank is very emotionally attached to his automobile and, that night when going to see an effeminate movie, ...

Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. ...

Bobby attempts to achieve yearbook immortality by becoming the school mascot. ...

Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. ...

Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player. ...

During the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans. ...