Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrang ...

Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to pl ...

Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Mea ...

Hank's boss is invited to the National Propane Gas Concention to be inducted into the Oropane Hall of Fame, and Hank accompanies him; Hank's boss stays out late with his ...

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky invites his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Myrna has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne, and i ...

Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is b ...

By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes t ...

Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as special needs students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and l ...

Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page. ...

Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made McMansion in its place. ...

Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go green, and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation. ...

Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair. ...

Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame. ...

Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats. ...

Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his. ...

When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play. ...

A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich. ...

Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up ...

Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit. ...

Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby ...

While Hank helps out with Enrique's daughter's Quinceanera celebration, Peggy threatens to run Enrique's family out of its neighborhood by introducing it to the Arlen art ...

Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand. ...

Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them. ...

Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats. ...

Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a dog spiritualist or risk losing her to Animal Control. ...

Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a vocation vacation, where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the ...

Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can. ...

Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it. ...

Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys ou ...

Bobby's parents have planned a night out, but the babysitter plans fall through. Cotton volunteers to watch Bobby. A nervous Peggy leaves Cotton with instructions to watc ...

Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he s ...

Bobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist. ...