After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends Tim Conway, Steve Lawre ...

Alan runs into Lyndsey and her boyfriend. He asks Alan to go on a double date with them and a girl he knows. Alan accepts. The girl they set him up with is hot. She then ...

Walden finds a fired ex-employee, who hired him to write code for a new Internet project, to proud to accept his free improvements. Alan makes an even worse mess then els ...

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receiv ...

When the boys go date-hunting in a bar, Alan's blunt attitude and Walden's sincere charm soon hook them up with two equally ill-matched friends. Walden senses trouble wit ...

Alan is still seeing Lyndsey's boyfriend, Larry who doesn't know that he and Lyndsey are seeing each other behind his back. But Larry tells Alan that he fears that Lyndse ...

Walden and Alan approach a couple of girls and ask them out. And the one Alan hooks up with is easy to please. And when they are about to go out Lyndsey shows up, Alan is ...

Walden dutifully agrees to attend one of his mother's monkey benefit dinners and even shouts eagerly begging Alan a $1000 plate on an unlikely quest to score a celebrity. ...

Walden can't bear to watch Jenny waste her future by partying all day instead of pursuing her acting dream, so he arranges a course with a Hollywoodian, but she deserts b ...

Walden decides to join Jenny and her friends during their wild escapades. But when he wakes with her in bed, they wonder what happened and if anything happened. And when ...

New PA Alan exasperates Walden with endless futile detail questions he's supposed to handle. Yet Berta takes the cake as nightmare employee when she invades Walden's bed ...

Alan can't believe his luck, for once to Walden's romantic envy, when his ex Lyndsey, who left Alan for another, insists on 'meaningless' sex. Golddigger Evelyn has a bal ...

Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house. ...

After meeting a very beautiful, but shallow and slow-minded young woman, Walden finds himself much more interested in dating her grandmother Linda. Jake makes an announce ...

Desperate to get Alan out of his hair, Walden breaks his heart-broken gloom by spicing the suggestion of a make-over with the magic gesture: his limitless credit card. Th ...

Just now Alan believed to get his life in order, Lyndsey dumps him for a hot catch. Commiserating and mainly concerned he'll be stuck with Alan constantly, Walden tries t ...

Alan is just worried when Jake presents his new lover Ashley, hence given up a more promising adult relationship. Walden's puzzled amusement, shared by Berta, grows with ...

Walden takes pity on lonely Herb after he took in Alan, enough to let him turn the beach-house into a party home. After a while, Walden tires of serial hangovers and puts ...

Walden scolds Alan for wrecking his perfect toaster and pretending the cheap junk he bought as replacement is better, while it breaks down the first d-time. Mutual bluffi ...

Walden considers it's time to go looking for a partner. Although Alan claims he's attractive enough, he pays for an expensive dating agency's exclusive millionaires mixer ...

Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calenda ...

Alan panics when he learns that Jake's latest 'true love', Tammy, is a mother of three and much older. She visits, flaunting on herself the marks of her business, a tatto ...

Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time. ...

Finding Walden a heart-broken wreck, Alan urges him to get fit again. The they fly to New York and try to get him back in Kate's life as himself, no longer pauper Sam. Al ...

Kate despairs about her fashion design ambitions, so Walden decides to invest $100,000. Alan, who spends Walden's money like water in 'Alancrest', the beach house, still ...

To maintain his poor man's cover, Walden can only help his destitute would be-actress lover Kate, whose sowing machine breaks down, by taking an 'honest' job as Christmas ...

Walden proves to Alan how systematically women, as soon as they Google his Fortune rank, switch into gold-digger mode. Alan's frank jealousy inspires Walden to 'switch im ...

Ever-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. ...

After dating now for several years, Lyndsey asks Alan for a commitment of some sort. If he can't or won't give her that commitment, she may consider exiting the relations ...

In the library, Walden bumps into fresh, convincing would be actress Whitney and hires her to pretend being his girlfriend without any sex, only to come to like her too m ...

After blissful weeks with Rose, Walden invites her to move in. Just then Zoe returns, saying she dumped her lover in England and hopes to get Walden back. Alan triumphs s ...

In order to get over Zoe, Alan encourages Walden to start dating again. Lyndsey offers to match him with her many 'suitable' friends, but they all turn out hopeless on va ...