Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job. ...

After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly pimping her all aroun ...

After performing at a retirement home with his class, Bobby receives a ventriloquist's dummy from one of the residents there. Hank begrudgingly warms up to the idea, but ...

When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns. ...

Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City. ...

Hank's classic pick-up truck has just about seen its days, but Hank is very emotionally attached to his automobile and, that night when going to see an effeminate movie, ...

Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. ...

Bobby attempts to achieve yearbook immortality by becoming the school mascot. ...

Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. ...

Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player. ...

During the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans. ...

Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy. ...

Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood. ...

Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist. ...

The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him. ...

Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is r ...

Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets. ...

Nancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn. ...

Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits. ...

After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after ...

Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama. ...

Peggy starts selling health bars, but when her business is slow, she uses Bill to do all the work and takes most of the money. ...

Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets up ...

During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him. ...

When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. ...

Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. ...

Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown. ...

Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property. ...

As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growi ...

Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies. ...

Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can ...

The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving. ...