Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's work monkey. ...

Bobby participates in a job shadow program, where he's wowed by an entrepreneur who makes a living picking up after dogs. ...

The Zephyrs, Hank's softball team, win the league championship with an undefeated season. As a result, Hank is invited to give a motivational speech at the local high sch ...

Ted Wasanasong calls Khan a banana - a derogatory term for an Asian who is yellow on the outside, white on the inside - making him think he has lost touch with his Laotia ...

Bobby impresses no one but his teacher when he learns Commedia Dell'Arte. ...

Hank is devastated when Peggy uncovers some unsavory facts about the founding of the town of Arlen. ...

When Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all get the flu, Bill comes by to take care of them and does a great job. Bill is disappointed when the Hills recover because he can't help th ...

Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column, but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas. ...

Hank finds that Dale and Boomhauer have been going on a fishing trip each year and purposely excluding Bill. He prevails on them to invite himself and Bill, and Dale resp ...

Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club. ...

A track coach uses Bobby to shame good athletes when they get out of line. ...

When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the on ...

Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations. ...

John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land. ...

When Luanne runs up a large credit-card debt, Peggy vows to help her pay it off... but ends up buying a roller-derby team in the process. ...

Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for lucky's new rims. ...

Hank realizes he doesn't have any home-owner's insurance; Dale realizes people are willing to pay money to be stung by bees; Bill and Boomhauer discover the pleasures of ...

Enrique's marriage is in limbo, but rather than face up to his problems, he tries to find someone else to turn to. He chooses to confide in a heartless Hank who casts him ...

Hank wants to help out the boys fighting overseas by looking after one of their pets. Bill is currently looking after a GI's dog, and Hank wants to do the same. Unfortuna ...

Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female; and after reviewing the warren commission report, Dale turns pro-America. ...

Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome, much to Hank's horror. ...

Hank accompanies Cotton and Bill to Mexico to keep them from buying into a timeshare; and Peggy, Dale, and Bobby sneak into swimming pools during a heat wave. ...

During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers. ...

The Hills travel to Montana where Peggy attempts to make amends with her estranged rancher mother; Meanwhile, Hank clashes with the locals and Henry Winkler. ...

Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's ...

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly. ...

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart. ...

Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle. ...

Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where a ...

Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids ab ...

Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company. ...

Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority. ...