Henry is drinking bi-carb as he listens to the griping of Hermann Goering in drag, (Hotlips) going on and on about putting a poor little nurse on bed arrest. Radar tells ...

With Henry in Tokyo giving a lecture, Frank turns into Carry Nation. He calls Trapper and Hawkeye alcoholics; his surveys show 57.230% of all military personnel in the As ...

Enlisted men will fall into the Mess Tent to receive their physicals while officers will examine themselves and vice versa in private. When it comes to the cream of Ameri ...

It is a beautiful Spring day that makes one yearn for a group lobotomy. Trapper grabs a nurse; Radar wants to grab pretty Lt. Simmons (Mary Kay Place) and Henry grabs som ...

It is just another day: $10 to anyone who can tell Trapper where he slept last night. Lots of UN Forces are represented in OR; Hawkeye draws an Ethiopean patient he canno ...

With Henry at a medical conference in Tokyo, Frank is busy playing I Love a Parade. His inept inspection results in Radar nearly getting his can shot off by Igor. Hawkeye ...

Hawkeye and Trapper are Tokyo-bound, Frank is jealous; but Trapper wants 3 days without amputating something. Father and Henry bring shopping lists but Radar brings news ...

Major General Bartford Hamilton Steele (the incomparable Harry Morgan) is one of three Steele brothers from West Point, all generals. As Trapper aptly observes: 'Hey, the ...

Mail call yields goodies like photos and cookies (Trapper) and a huge knitted sweater (Hawkeye) but Henry gets only canceled checks. Frank's stock portfolio doubled since ...

Henry calls an emergency meeting for all officers to apprise them that their supply lines have been cut and there are several items and foodstuffs they will not receive u ...

During a lull in the fighting, Hawkeye and Trapper try to find ways to keep occupied. First they put Frank in a crate in the middle of the night while he is sleeping. The ...

Supply sent 5000 diapers and 5000 pairs of rubber pants to 4077 in the middle of winter. It is no surprise when the new pair of boots Hawkeye ordered 3 months ago have no ...

Trapper and Hawkeye remove a veritable junkyard from paratrooper, Gary Mitchell, and incur the undying gratitude of Gen. Mitchell, his father. Gen. Mitchell sends the pai ...

At 1800 hours, Major Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus) and Captain Sam Pak (Pat Morita) meet for the usual conference at The Swamp. Frank is on duty in OR and Radar asked to ...

The crew at 4077 is so bored, Frank and Trapper play cards together, as Hawkeye writes his dad. A patient, Condon, who is also an ignorant bigot, wants the right color of ...

Henry is in trouble; Frank and Hotlips have made serious charges against him: Radar sold shoes for the Style Rite Shoe company; Klinger tried to para-escape the Army on a ...

Father Mulcahy always feels out of place at the Mess Tent movies when the lights come up...but for once, Hawkeye's date, Lt. Regina Hoffman, is not playing footsie. Regin ...

Hawkeye operates on a wounded five year old boy. As Henry passes out in the Mess Tent, the guys tease Radar about his huge appetite. Radar tries to find the little boy's ...

Every week, one of Radar's duties is to prepare the 4077 Weekly Report. This week, Radar highlights the Chinese POW who went berserk in the O.R. and held everyone at scal ...

Brigadier General Clayton is worried about his favorite M*A*S*H, the 4077. They treat so many casualties, so close to the front; he fears the 4077 is operating under more ...

Brigadier General Clayton calls Henry to give him the straight poop, directly from CINCOMPAC: It is unofficial, but a cease-fire has been arranged! Everyone is over the m ...

Everyone at 4077 is excited over the annual grudge fest of the gridiron (and possible payday): the Army-Navy Football Game. As a small crew gathers around the radio in He ...

In the midst of a blizzard, Henry and Radar write to Quartermaster Corps, thanking them for the mosquito netting and summer underwear and asking for winter clothing; they ...

Hawkeye is bored and tired, the best time to pen another missive to his father. He describes Klinger's sheer white wedding gown, which does little to hide his white boxer ...

Just like in the pilot, Hawkeye directs a few words to his father in Maine; this time, in keeping with Christmas spirit, Hawkeye writes them down. Hawkeye describes his f ...

The Swamp Rats make fun of Frank as he types a form newsletter to his patients in Indiana called What's Up Front, Doc? Hawkeye invents the perfect martini: drink 6 jigger ...

Bella meets her hero while volunteering at a retirement home; Pepper and Newt face off about decorating a nursery. ...

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