When Alan's girlfriend Sandy shows she's not only pretty but also domestic, Charlie warns him she's a 'nester', but he can't resist her cooking either. At Christmas, elab ...

When neither Charlie nor their mother commends Allan for being named in the local rag as a 'good doctor', he gets drunk. Despite a humongous hangover Alan's resolution is ...

Charlie wakes up drunk with stalker Rose in his bed, presuming they 'did it' a second time in two years. Alan is all but helpful when Charlie, whose fears of Rose's reven ...

After Charlie's Gothic latest bed-partner Isabella gets him drunk and hands him over to her Satanist coven, both brothers are scared by sudden and unexpected physical aff ...

Charlie's conquest Colleen wishes him dead for not reciprocating her declaration of love. Alan calls him a misogynist for implicitly counseling Jake not to commit to his ...

Saying her brother Philip is trying detox at her place, maid Berta gets Alan's permission to stay at the Harper brothers' beach-house, and immediately commandeers his roo ...

Charlie discovers he isn't presented to Alan's girlfriends because there is only his wicked ex Judith, with whom he pretends (when near Jake) to still be fighting with. E ...

When Charlie's satellite dish is stuck, he would just have called the guy on Monday, but Alan insists to fix it himself- and then falls, incurring a painful series of nec ...

Jake amuses the class, but embarrasses his teacher, with an oral report about his weekend. When mother Judith dropped him off, she sneered at the brothers they have a rol ...

After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at he ...

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects. ...

The brothers are surprised their hated ma Evelyn has any feelings, but are dragged along to the funeral of Harry, one of her exes she made them call 'dad'. Harpers will b ...

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues. ...

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act? ...

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge. ...

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on. ...

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister ...

After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother. ...

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judit ...

Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her. ...

Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps get ...

Whenever Jake repeats Charlie's flippant rule 'not to marry as long as you have women for domestic and intimate services', the Harper boys get into trouble. It's worst fo ...

Alan has consented to pay for Jake's appointment at the child psychologist, self-confessed mere guesser Dr. Freeman. Charlie finds that Alan is the one who sleepwalks and ...

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, includi ...

When Jake's mother Judith gets a visit from her ever-rivaling, sexier but less smart sister Liz, Alan fears trouble because she had sex with Charlie in the cloakroom at h ...

Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called Bill. Then Evelyn starts dating Bill. ...

Alan enjoys winding up his ex, Judith, who just increased his alimony burden by pretending that Charlie will get custody of Jake if they both die. However, both Charlie a ...

Alan lectures Charlie for teaching Jake to gamble and tipping pizza boy Ted $50. Alas, Berta's shopping shows that his credit-card is maxed out and is cut up. Stan explai ...

Charlie enjoys teaching 'blank page' Jake dirty jokes. Alan has flu, so Rose imposes herself as his 'intimate' nurse, until Evelyn arrives and takes over. Charlie insists ...

Alan and Charlie discover Judith is dating again - with Jake's soccer coach. Alan is jealous and wants to start dating again too, but he's as hopeless at it as Charlie in ...

Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. ...

Charlie is not amused when his latest flirt Wendy's eagerness to help out with Jake and the Harper brothers' household seems to land him into a 'real' relationship. He's ...