Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her. ...

When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house. ...

Chelsea sets up Alan with her new friend Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off. ...

Charlie is disturbed when his mother meets Chelsea and starts spending time with her, but he has a plan for revenge. ...

After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's surprise birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and her mom. ...

Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house. ...

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie suspects that she has an angle to play. ...

Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake. ...

Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a tem ...

Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father. ...

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that he dated his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his ...

While Evelyn still enjoys the wedding reception, Charlie finds her latest husband Teddy dead on bed, pants down and skull smashed. He and Alan have no choice but to infor ...

Alan plays wedding planner for his mother, Evelyn and Teddy, who waves a prenuptial, while the Harper boys discover their mother is very rich too. Charlie finds himself c ...

Charlie feels as sick as a dog with a killer cold, but nobody comes to take care of him, until Rose returns, back from England. However she talks about eternal care, give ...

At ma Evelyn's engagement party, her fiancé Teddy makes Charlie promise not to hit on his foxy daughter, wicked luxury car salesperson Courtney. However that vixen succe ...

Alan's arrogant decision to place a cheap flashy bowl he bought on a prominent place is the last straw for Charlie, who reminds him of his place as the guest. Alan claims ...

Alan refuses to let a 17 year-old mate drive Jake to a rock concert. Yet Evelyn takes their kid's side, which inspires him to sneak out the window. Charlie is angry his b ...

Going through the bills, Alan panics because Charlie hasn't had a jingle commission in months and admits that business is slow and may not change. Therefore Alan accepts ...

Alan walks into Evelyn's trap, so Charlie gets recruited as her male escort instead of spending the evening with his latest girlfriend Mitzi. However he enjoys learning h ...

The Harper brothers suddenly see their evil mother Evelyn with another man, Teddy Leopold, a businessman from Denver. Initially Charlie refuses to get attached again. Ma' ...

After finding out that their mother was only one of a few in attendance at her friend's funeral, Charlie and Alan inform her that she will be in the same situation when h ...

Charlie and Berta are too much amused to allow neurotic Alan, who tries desperately, to stop them from intervening when Alan 'answers' Jake's questions about sex and fact ...

Alan let a girl-friend pierce his ear, rather then.., Charlie sneers it's badly infected and that side is a gay signal. Finding Berta in his bed after minding her daughte ...

Charlie happily prepares to spend Christmas Eve as any pleasant night, getting lustily laid, this time by easy girl Gloria. As a good sport he allows the commoner's tradi ...

Charlie's latest, unusually conservative, classy girlfriend, Lydia, makes her entry in the beach-house in the Harper's hated ma Evelyn's style, almost instantly hurting e ...

Solely to get to a surfing girl, Charlie mounts his own board which had been gathering dust since he moved to Malibu, and nearly drowns at the first wave; he gets shark h ...

After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: ...

Charlie tells indifferent Jake and incredulous Alan he's about to marry Mia, although for him twenty years of marriage is worse than death. Then crazy Rose reports Gordon ...

At Alan's insistence and to avoid having to escort the daughter of one of ma's clients (she invited that), Charlie attends with Alan, ma and Jake the jingle awards ceremo ...

As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what ...

Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when s ...

Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion tha ...