Yossarian needlessly expends energy to avoid a feared mission, but disaster catches up with him, when he least expects it. ...

Yossarian pursues desperate measures to get home; Milo sees war as a growth industry. ...

Young American flyers arrive in war and discover that the bureaucracy is more deadly than the enemy. ...

Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is, by all appearances, gay. After repeated attempts to change Sparky's ways, Stan cries out, I don't want a gay dog! causing Sparky to ...