Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arl ...

Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen. ...

Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school. ...

Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie. ...

After getting attacked at a slumber party by Chane Wassonasong, Hank lets Bobby sign up for a boxing class at the YMCA, but Bobby ends up taking a women's self-defense co ...

Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property. ...

Hank gives Peggy a run for her money as Substitue of the Year when he teaches shop at Tom Landry, but gets into trouble when he brings tools to the class. ...

While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum. ...

Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class. ...

During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore. ...

Hank calls into question his loyalty to Propane and the direction of his life after he finds out Buck Strickland owns an electric range. ...

Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team. ...

Hank can't wait till Halloween, until a church member called Junie Harper imposes a curfew on Halloween, saying it is a Satanic holiday, Luanne believes Junie and convinc ...