When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife. ...

Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill pl ...

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it. ...

Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job. ...

After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly pimping her all aroun ...

Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. ...

Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. ...

Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist. ...

Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is r ...

Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets. ...

After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after ...

Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama. ...

When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. ...

Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. ...

Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown. ...

As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growi ...

Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies. ...

The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving. ...

Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer ...

When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record. ...

Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for Good Hank. ...

Feeling depressed and inadequate due to their routine lives and the impending birth of Hank's brother, Hank and Peggy decide to celebrate their 20th anniversary by going ...

Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her. ...

While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin. ...

Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him. ...

Hank and the guys get the idea of having their former high school football, Coach Sauers, coach take over Bobby's recreational football team. It appears the years have ta ...

Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class. ...

Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative. ...

On Black Friday, the day following Thanksgiving, the Hill's head to the mall. Peggy is planning to spend her day shopping for what is in her opinion is the busiest shoppi ...

Deedee has become pregnant with Cotton's child. ...

Buck Strickland is forced to close the Arlen branch of Strickland Propane after the local Mega Lo Mart begins selling propane at a lower price. As a result, Hank has to t ...

In order to make Bobby learn the importance of hard work, Hank gets Bobby a job at the local race track as a drink-boy, under the management of an incompetent boss. Bobby ...