Bud confides in Al and says he can't get a single girl to go out with him. Al has a problem too: his boss Gary is being a real bitch. She won't agree to have a break room ...

Al is planning a get-together for the guys and they'll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help, but she declines. Then Peg has an accident where she hits h ...

On Al's birthday he orders that Kelly and Bud leave him alone and Peg doesn't bother him for sex. While the kids put tinted windows on his Dodge, he goes to work with Jef ...

It's Christmas. Al doesn't want a Christmas tree, the rest of the family do. Marcy is determined to win the neighborhood decorating contest. Gary hires two young guys, Ha ...

Peggy wants to take a holiday in Branson, Missouri, but Al says he can't afford it. The prospect of all-fried food and only twin beds available, however, make him change ...

It's Thanksgiving. In Al's childhood, it was a tradition to eat aunt Maddie's potato pie on Thanksgiving, so Al takes a trip with Griff to see aunt Maddie in order to buy ...

Al buries his dead Dodge in his backyard and has a funeral ceremony for it. The collectors still desire the spare parts and Peg still intends to sell them. At Bud's reque ...

Al's beloved Dodge is fading away. Through a frantic emergency operation, Al manages to stabilize the Dodge's condition, but it still needs constant life support. He is u ...

In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she remain chaste. This proves to be ...

Gary declares a sales contest between Al and Griff - the winner gets a raise. However, an appearance of an immigrant child who works in Gary's illegal sweatshop gives Al ...

Bud has discovered that Ariel gets turned on by life-threatening situations and has decided to stage a fake tornado in order to get some from Ariel while they seek shelte ...

Al and Griff are listening to a sports quiz show on the radio and the winner gets an all expense paid trip to Atlanta for the 1996 Olympic games, as well as running in on ...

Marcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic Roast coffee commercial and whe ...

Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the Strip Study game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending ...

In this pilot for a proposed TV series, a group of friends live in a sometimes peaceful co-existence. Tom is a handsome deliveryman living with his gorgeous girlfriend Sh ...

Al decides to build a dog house for Lucky. But when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the back yard, Marcy bribes a building inspector to inspect Al's work just to ha ...

Marcy is up for a promotion, but to get promoted, she needs to impress her Japanese boss, Mr. Shimokawa, by serving him dinner and presenting him her grateful neighbors, ...

Al, Jefferson, and Griff are having the time of their lives at Fort Lauderdale; Al even finds a new way to earn money by collecting empty cans. The girls are prepping Kel ...

Bud and his three frat bros, Hindu Achmed, fatso Hummer, and nerdy Barney, are set to leave for Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale in hopes of scoring some drunken babes. Th ...

It is Marcy and Jefferson's wedding anniversary, but Jefferson is in hospital, recovering from a physical trauma. Kelly and Bud visit Jefferson and he recounts the events ...

Al wants to beat the rival shoe shop owner, Babcock, in something and puts his faith in Bud who's in the same entrepreneurial studies class in Trumaine than Little Floyd, ...

Vito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael's continuing arguments ...

Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows ...

Al gives a lonely Griff a coupon for 20 free minutes on 1-900-YUMMY for Christmas, a phone sex line that soon has Griff hooked up as a regular customer. When Al discovers ...

To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, E ...

Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they're as manly as Peggy's father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy's unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they ...

This half-hour special, hosted by Roy Firestone, features various Married... with Children (1987) sports-related highlights. It aired after the episode Dud Bowl II (1009) ...

Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk High's famous football alumni. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a s ...

Al and Jefferson go away for the weekend to a fishing lake in upstate Wisconsin. But when they arrive at the fishing lodge, they are rudely told to leave when Shannon Twe ...

Marcy organizes a Toys for guns campaign to get kids something else to play with than toy guns. Kelly has a post-graduation five-year reunion and is shocked to learn that ...

In order to join Al's group NO MA'AM, Bud must go through a process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get an photograph taken of him with pro-wr ...

Peggy takes up a self-defense class. What's worse, she is soon promoted to the advanced class. This makes Al feel emasculated. To make Peg drop the self-defense class, Ke ...