Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teachi ...

Hank's new neighbors' son won't stop harassing him, and his parents refuse to do anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands, which gets him in trouble with ...

After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free ti ...

Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's work monkey. ...

Bobby impresses no one but his teacher when he learns Commedia Dell'Arte. ...

Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column, but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas. ...

Hank finds that Dale and Boomhauer have been going on a fishing trip each year and purposely excluding Bill. He prevails on them to invite himself and Bill, and Dale resp ...

Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club. ...

When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the on ...

Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations. ...

Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for lucky's new rims. ...

Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female; and after reviewing the warren commission report, Dale turns pro-America. ...

During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers. ...

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly. ...

Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where a ...

Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids ab ...

Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company. ...

Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority. ...

When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; and Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements ...

Hank and his friends take Bobby on an eat only what you catch camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies. ...

Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dea ...

When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree. ...

A dashing mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the border to tutor his children, but Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affa ...

Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spiking his coffee with testosterone, turning Hank from low-energy everyman to muscled go-getter. ...

Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends ...

Boomhauer's brother Patch comes into town driving a Saab 900NG cabriolet to marry Boomhauer's ex-girlfriend, Katherine. Patch is busy making arrangements for the wedding ...

Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of witches who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies. ...

Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting ...

Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman. ...

Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp. ...

When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to ...

When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollyc ...