Archer is bitten in the asp by a poisonous cobra in Turkmenistan and Ray refuses to suck out the taint. Archer hallucinates into a fever-dream cinema montage where he is ...

It is Opposite World at ISIS. Cheryl does not imprison Lana and Malory in the vault; and Archer does not shoot Ray and Cyril with poison darts. All of this activity is no ...

It might not be a bounty hunt and it might not be evening, but Midnight Ron is chock full of crime. Drunk in Montreal, Archer torched his passport. When neither Malory no ...

Lucas Troy trained at ISIS with Lana, Ray and Archer; he is Archer's bro, wingman, and BFF. Lucas tops Malory's shit list because he was her star graduate but went to wor ...

Once on board the international space station, Archer and the Isis crew have very little time to save the crew on board from being taken over by space pirates, but an eve ...

The ISIS staff is called by NASA to stop the international space station from being taken over by space pirates. During training, Cyril proves to be a more than adequate ...

After a wild night involving Archer hitting on the widow of a deceased Isis agent and some heavy drinking, Archer wakes up in his apartment to discover that he's had the ...

Ray heads to West Virginia with Archer and Cheryl after he gets a call from his pot-farming brother, who desperately needs assistance against a crooked Sheriff who is abu ...

Archer and Lana are called over to Malory's apartment on what was supposed to be an off night for the ISIS crew. There, they are shocked to discover what appears to be a ...

For Archer's birthday, Malory and the Isis crew surprise him with a souped up Dodge Challenger, complete with all the latest high tech gear. Unfortunately Archer turns hi ...

Cyril is promoted to field agent just as the Isis crew is called to bring in the bounty on a South American drug lord - Armando Calzado. But Cyril's incompetence gets him ...

Rick Riley finally convinces Archer to come back to Isis. However, along the way back, Rick's plane gets ambushed and he and Archer soon find themselves stranded on a mys ...

Archer is still reeling from the death of his fiancée by taking a siesta to an island in the South Pacific. Malory, needing Archer back, sends noted adventurer Rick Rile ...

After saving Archer back in Russia, Katya Kazanova goes back to the United States with Archer. However Malory and Lana are skeptical of Katya's defection to the West. The ...

A Finnish sky-diving enthusiast hits Ray in the eye and steals his mission (Dukes!) Ray will be unconscious for an hour...does he not know how BAD that is for him? Ray re ...

Archer, Malory, Lana, and Ray travel to Monaco during Gran Prix week to make an expensive trade for a secret disk. Archer is given to hold the $4 million in untraceable b ...

Pam and Cheryl are gabbing on their way to ISIS and they are, once again, late for work. A van approaches the pair and men proceed to kidnap one of them. Life is so damne ...

Krieger suspects there is something wrong with Archer's chemo medicine and Archer learns he and his new friend, Ruth, are not getting real cancer medication. Instead, Rut ...

When Malory has a breast cancer scare, she makes the mistake of telling Lana within the same galaxy as Pam, who texts the secret to everyone but Archer and Ray. Archer kn ...

Oscar winning actress, Rona Thorne, is taking on the CIA and the KGB in Deitrich Viener's new movie thriller, Disavowed! Since Rona wants her performance to be amazing, R ...

Archer cannot hear Lana over the sound of his deafening awesomeness; but, Cyril cannot perform under pressure and is rudely vanquished at darts. The Salad is not rendered ...

Woodhouse tells Archer about his WWI escapades. His former superior and BFF Reggie, suggested a tontine (French AND illegal, even in a Napoleonic Code state.) Each man co ...

Lana and Archer head to the decreasing wetlands Southwest of New Orleans to protect an AmPetCo oil pipeline from ecoterrorist, Joshua. Back at ISIS, Malory schemes for so ...

Trinette sues Archer for child support for baby Seamus and she serves a subpoena ordering Archer to submit to a blood test. Too bad for Archer--ODIN will administer the t ...

Archer gets a bo-bo from Nikolai Jakov's Huns, but no sympathy from his mother. Malory's frustrations cannot be satisfied with lock factory equipment. A hedge fund is rea ...

German billionaire, Herr Conrad Schlotz, controls all European Videotex services. His nubile, out-of-control daughter, Anke, is determined to have her 17th birthday bash ...

On the heels of Cyril's latest disgrace, Malory issues new ISIS policy, No Banging Co-Workers. Come Monday, it will be alright... but no one will come at ISIS. Archer is ...

On mission in Paris, Archer's situational awareness and amazing driving skills are enough to locate enemy agent Kasparov. The constant bickering between the ISIS Benderso ...

The Uffizi disaster moved ISIS off the security consultant work for foreign powers and governments, so when ISIS gets a job in San Marino, Malory sends her two best agent ...

Trudy Beekman books the last passage on rigid airship, Excelsior, which runs on non-flammable helium and is the next big thing in luxury travel, but Malory refuses to be ...

Malory and Nikolai have committed hard-core hanky panky; Cuban agent, Ramon Limon, has the goods on Malory--on tape. Archer is the only one Malory can trust and asks him ...