Bill becomes involved with the female pastor at his church, much to the horror of Hank and his fellow parishioners. ...

Peggy becomes a realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past. ...

Hank's cousin, ZZ Top's Dusty Hill, comes to Arlen and makes Hank the butt of all his jokes for his new reality television program. ...

Luanne goes to prom with a fifteen-year-old boy because she missed her own prom, and she wants to make Lucky pay attention to her. ...

Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy. ...

The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation. ...

Peggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman. ...

Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teachi ...

Hank's new neighbors' son won't stop harassing him, and his parents refuse to do anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands, which gets him in trouble with ...

When Hank rejects Bobby's request for expensive designer jeans, Bobby takes his dad's advice and gets himself a really cool job; but begging on the street isn't exactly w ...

After swearing off his favorite strip club, Strickland refashions the propane business using an ice-cream parlor as his inspiration; and Peggy uses her press credentials ...

After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free ti ...

Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from American Chopper to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot. ...

Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's work monkey. ...

Bobby participates in a job shadow program, where he's wowed by an entrepreneur who makes a living picking up after dogs. ...

The Zephyrs, Hank's softball team, win the league championship with an undefeated season. As a result, Hank is invited to give a motivational speech at the local high sch ...

Ted Wasanasong calls Khan a banana - a derogatory term for an Asian who is yellow on the outside, white on the inside - making him think he has lost touch with his Laotia ...

Bobby impresses no one but his teacher when he learns Commedia Dell'Arte. ...

Hank is devastated when Peggy uncovers some unsavory facts about the founding of the town of Arlen. ...

When Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all get the flu, Bill comes by to take care of them and does a great job. Bill is disappointed when the Hills recover because he can't help th ...

Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column, but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas. ...

Hank finds that Dale and Boomhauer have been going on a fishing trip each year and purposely excluding Bill. He prevails on them to invite himself and Bill, and Dale resp ...

Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club. ...

A track coach uses Bobby to shame good athletes when they get out of line. ...

When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the on ...

Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations. ...

John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land. ...

When Luanne runs up a large credit-card debt, Peggy vows to help her pay it off... but ends up buying a roller-derby team in the process. ...

Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for lucky's new rims. ...

Hank realizes he doesn't have any home-owner's insurance; Dale realizes people are willing to pay money to be stung by bees; Bill and Boomhauer discover the pleasures of ...

Enrique's marriage is in limbo, but rather than face up to his problems, he tries to find someone else to turn to. He chooses to confide in a heartless Hank who casts him ...

Hank wants to help out the boys fighting overseas by looking after one of their pets. Bill is currently looking after a GI's dog, and Hank wants to do the same. Unfortuna ...