Joy prepares to marry her not long to live boy friend. ...

The girls model Victoria's new line of shoes in Cleveland's Walk and Roll fashion show. Elka comes along to see Mr. Jeff's new track suit line. Joy considers a long term ...

The gals try again to fix each other up for their birth dates with the usual odd results. ...

Melanie has her boyfriend over and they get into a fight. Joy meets Rick Springfield and has him over so that she could hook up with him. But afterwards she discovers he' ...

The girls try to join a club and as per the club's rules, they need to be sponsored by a member. So they attend a ball and Victoria spruces herself up with some expensive ...

Victoria hopes to one up her co-anchor Colin with an award winning expose. ...

After Joy struck out at meeting the man who left her at the altar and when Victoria bails out on her ex, the girls decide to go to a cabin for a rest. Melanie invites the ...

The girls decide to look up their old loves. Victoria contacts her first husband and when he arrives, he's not the man she remembers. Joy tries to find the man who left h ...

When Victoria's rocker boy friend dumps her she tries to make him jealous by hanging with is ex partner, who her boyfriend hates, in the middle of a charity rock concert. ...

Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of All My Children, but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. ...

Elka fixes Joy up with a young blind guy but neglects to tell her he's blind. Victoria's daughter Emmy brings home her whipped fiancé. ...

Elka and Joy's CT scans get mixed up. Victoria donates blood as a publicity stunt and wakes up thinking Elka is God. Melanie takes a liking to the Browns' kicker who knoc ...

While Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So the ...

While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met. ...

Elka meets Roy's mother who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie get's it on with a guy who is reminiscent of ...

The neighborhood woman, distressed by the attention the LA ladies are receiving from their husbands, persuade the girls to give them makeovers. Elka hooks up with a young ...

When the drycleaners lose Melanie's favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunite ...

Joy wants a divorce but Victoria mollifies her with a cruise and a handbag. Elka and Melanie are game for anywhere warm. But it's a gay cruise that puts the Love Boat and ...

With a choice of three husbands the girls can't understand why Elka wants to keep the dead one. Victoria thinks coming out of the closet will help her career but it strai ...

The girls get totally smashed before Elka's wedding and spend the next day discovering the embarrassing things they did. ...

Elka and her fiancé Fred meet with Reverend Boyce to plan their simple wedding ceremony. But the ladies encourage Elka to go bigger and Elka quickly morphs into a bouq ...

The girls send out a booty call with varying degrees of success. Victoria goes to questionable lengths to promote her cosmetics line. ...

A clip show featuring the cast's weirdest moments on screen and the weirder moments off. ...

Melanie learns she has charms she wasn't aware of and tries to get comfortable with them. Victoria uses Joy to get revenge for her co-anchor's practical jokes. ...

Victoria's daughter is coming for a visit. But prior to her arrival Victoria learns her daughter is writing a book wherein she depicts Victoria as an improper mother. Joy ...

The four girls go to a gay bar for a reason that seemed to make sense at the time. There, Victoria impersonates a drag queen impersonating herself and Elka learns a terri ...

Joy goes to a fertility clinic planning to have a child but her preferred donor is a little too close to home and has his eye on Melanie. Victoria gets a part as an old l ...

The girls try forming a band for a battle of the bands contest. ...

The girls find their friends dates for their fake birthday. The dates turn out to be fakes as well but maybe a trade or two and a free agent will help. ...

Victoria's been writing to a convict but uses Joy's name and sent him a photo of her. When he gets he says he's coming for her so they're freaked out. Later when they hea ...

With Elka on the lam and in the hay, the girls manage to set aside their own peculiar issues to track her down in Amish country. Curiously, they all take to the Amish lif ...

Elka's lawyer, disfigured in a sporting accident, loses favor with the judge, so Elka tries a little jury pandering. Victoria hits it off with the governor's ambitious wi ...